Round 10

 

Pasmaters 0 - 1 Houston Odyssey

J_Scorer (hou) 81'

Once again Iggys boys take the points with a last gasp strike away from home and with Paris faltering gain 3 valuable points to bring them equal with Austin Jnrs team with only goal difference separating them. Pasmater will be disappointed not being able to salvage a point as they held the Houston lads for most of the game, they will be even more upset about the loss of their talented Defender Babble who has the misfortune of missing the rest of the season, and will only be back this season if Pasmaters make the playoffs... this it must be said looks unlikely.

Houston will be stoked as they get back Cornholio from suspension and Scorer gets an increase in his favoured area. Babor will probably be very sore with the class A shafting he received.

Apijarevoleada APR 1 - 1 Spartak Haifa

TT_PR_Vem (api) 33'

T_McShafty (hai) 38' pen

Neither team will be really excited about this result, yes it does mean they both get a single point but both teams need wins not draws if they want to challenge for promotion.

Jesus will be especially dirty since both of the Skill increases he got this week were minor shaftings. Not so for the Spartak young gun O'Flynn who racked up a correct positional change. Not everything was rosy for Spartak however since they lost their 1st choice goalkeeper Grois.

Saskatoon Wanderers 1 - 0 Paris Demons

M_Coat (sas) 31'

Saskatoon take heart in their win of the 3rd Division Lightning League with a win over 2nd placed Paris. The 31st minute shot by Coat allowed the lads from Saskatoon to take all 3 points which they really needed to give themselves a chance later in the season.

Another minor shafting with Ieja getting a Shooting increase. In one of those days Saskatoon get Shotdrinker back (a SL13 defender) from suspension and lose Close (SL14 defender), Eugene must have been on an emotional roller coaster.

Caledonia Celtic 4 - 2 Frogner Farmers

Leonardo (cal) 7'

J_Bohn (fro) 14'

M_Owens (fro) 18'

Leonardo (cal) 21'

Leonardo (cal) 33'

Leonardo (cal) 49'

Leonardo stepped out this weekend to show that Caledonia's absolutely shithouse (and I really mean that) performance in the Lightning League had nothing to do with him. With a rapturous home crowd drinking in his every move, the Division 3 top scorer banged in 4, yes 4 goals, against a Frogner team that probably wished they were somewhere else. This also extends their lead at the front and really only have to win another 3 games to probably be Div 3 champions.

The Gods of Luck really took a mighty dump on the luckless Frogner as they also lost Sanchez for 2 games due to suspension.

FC Levski 1 - 6 Barnsley Tykes

S_Warrior (bar) 4'

S_Lambert (bar) 7'

B_Lopez (bar) 32'

Y_Stanich (lev) 53'

B_Lopez (bar) 61'

T_Sarmaki (bar) 75'

B_Lopez (bar) 83'

Levski, Levski, Levski… I think old Bagalot the Levski Goalkeeper should be renamed to I_Pulltheballfrommyownnetalot. How many has this guy let past himself so far this season??? I dunno but the team has managed to let 40 go by and its only just over half way through the season. I think it is interesting to see that their midfielders have scored all their goals bar one… I asked earlier in the season what their defence was doing.. Now I want to know what the damned forwards are doing.

Oh yeah… almost forget, Barnsley flogged Levski, Lopez got a hatrick and Moller is back from suspension.

 

 

Pl   Team                    P    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts

1    Caledonia_Celtic      10    7   2   1    27   13   14    23
2    Paris_Demons          10    6   1   3    19   11    8    19
3    Houston_Odyssey       10    6   1   3    17   13    4    19
4    Spartak_Haifa         10    4   3   3    12   10    2    15
5    Barnsley_Tykes        10    3   5   2    23   18    5    14
6    Saskatoon_Wanderers   10    4   2   4    14   13    1    14
7    Apijarevoleada_APR    10    4   2   4    15   17   -2    14
8    Frogner_Farmers       10    3   2   5    15   17   -2    11
9    Pasmaters             10    3   0   7    13   22   -9     9
10   FC_Levski             10    1   0   9    19   40  -21     3

Caledonia skip away again thanks to Leo putting 4 by the Frogner boys. Houston catch Paris and only a worse goal difference keeps them in 3rd.

 

AS per last well 4 weeks actually with the top 4 and bottom 3 staying static and the rest trading places. Api must be annoyed at losing 2 spots while getting a point. Both Saskatoon and Barnsley move up 1 place due to their wins.

 

Pos  Name                         Gm      Gls

1    Leonardo (cal)               11       22
2    D_Droze (par)                16       15
3    B_Bong (sas)                 14       12
4    M_Medinna (hou)              12       11
5    B_Lopez (bar)                 8        8
6    M_Mickley (bar)              10        8
7    P_Smegovic (api)             13        8
8    B_Dover (cal)                 7        7
9    M_Owens (fro)                12        7
10   Alfalfio (sas)               13        7
Pack it in boys, unless Leo gets an appalling injury (and wouldn't that be sad) he will take the Division 3 golden boot award with daylight between him and 2nd.
Pos  Name                         Gm      Ass

1    Bindinho (cal)               13        5
2    P_Tarkel (cal)               13        5
3    Nicolinho (cal)              13        5
4    T_Jonsson (lev)              15        5
5    D_Polla (par)                16        5
6    Bim_Bum (bar)                12        4
7    O_Ogonukwo (lev)             13        4
8    Krokodil (cal)               14        4
9    R_Cosinus (par)              15        4
10   Y_Stanich (lev)              16        4

This is more even.. actually it must be said that this seems to be a bit of a lottery. A shit load of players could take this one out.

 

Pos  Name                         Gm       Dp

1    P_Sanchez (fro)              11       22
2    TK_Bjerke (par)              12       22
3    J_Tarkel (cal)               12       20
4    H_Lotov (hai)                11       18
5    F_Urrlith (cal)              13       18
6    A_Orr (par)                  13       18
7    S_Friar-Hart (par)           16       18
8    D_Polla (par)                16       18
9    S_Shagalot (bar)              7       16
10   T_Samoscanec (bar)           10       16
The Bad boy awards is one area that any club player can aspire to regardless of talent. The number one bad boy at the moment is P_Sanchez who is only number 1 because he has played fewer games.. now isn't this something to aspire to?
Pos  Name                         Gm    P.Pts

1    P_Jones (lev)                16      326
2    Leonardo (cal)               11      261
3    Bindinho (cal)               13      223
4    B_Bong (sas)                 14      214
5    R_Sonetti (par)              17      213
6    Y_Stanich (lev)              16      212
7    A_Gommel (sas)               14      210
8    R_Cosinus (par)              15      195
9    D_Polla (par)                16      193
10   D_Droze (par)                16      192
You just wouldn't think it possible that someone from the bottom placed club could be leading the performers table, but Jones is a good distance above Leonardo.. Paris holds the record for most players in the top 10 with 4.